What a HAIRY Situation

It seemed like a good idea at the time.

I won't regale you with a boring and long-winded story. I think the pictures explain it the best.

My life felt drab, so I decided to do some FIRE ENGINE RED:

FIRE ENGINE RED didn't exactly work out. But that's why God invented "Color OOPS!":

Now how do you fix a "Color OOPS" OOPS? With more "Color OOPS!":

Well maybe if I bleach it?:

That color isn't so bad. But it's still a bit too yellow. But hey, that's what toner is for, right?"

OMFG I'm GREY. I guess I could always blame it on "deployment stress"?

So now (the grand unveiling):

400 million shampoos later (using medicated anti-dandruff shampoo and dish soap, and alternating deep conditioning hair mask in between washings) I have achieved what I consider to be a "tolerable" platinum:

It's still looks a bit white depending on what light I'm in, but I would much prefer to have hair that's almost white than be straight-up GREY. (hey, you can even se my piercings in that picture).