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Monday, July 5, 2010

The Men in My Life

As the deployment creeps along I find myself needing male company. So, I've enlisted the help of some "surrogate" husbands:

1. Jose Cuervo
2. Johnnie Walker
3. Jack Daniels
4. Captain Morgan
5. Jim Beam
6. Pyotr Smirnov

Those are the heavy hitters, the guys I turn to when I really need a strong shoulder to cry on.

7. Sam Adams
8. George Killian

Those are the quiet ones, the men who get me to a nice buzz while maintaining their emotional distance.

9. Dom Perignon

He's my Sugar Daddy. I only see him every once in a while, but he charms me with his money and suave-ness.

Yup, I have a whole cupboard full of men, ready to satisfy my every need.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have a dinner date with Jose (and if I really feel like getting a pounding, I'll do dessert with Mr. Courvoisier) ;)


addicted2shius said...

Hah hilarious!

The LT's Wifey said...

sorry to say but your deployment men have been unfaithful to you-- they have all been at my house, some of them more than others. if you don't mind sharing them-i will send over some ice along with them next time.

A Marine's Wife! said...

mmmm Jose and Sam are good friends of mine too

lola said...

This post really made me laugh!

Anonymous said...

Ha! I love this! I'll probably be indulging in these men as well once my hubby deploys. =)

leeann marshall said...

PLEASE dont forget the best, Remy Martin!! He will come and romance you RIGHT off your feet!!