As the deployment creeps along I find myself needing male company. So, I've enlisted the help of some "surrogate" husbands:
1. Jose Cuervo
2. Johnnie Walker
3. Jack Daniels
4. Captain Morgan
5. Jim Beam
6. Pyotr Smirnov
Those are the heavy hitters, the guys I turn to when I really need a strong shoulder to cry on.
7. Sam Adams
8. George Killian
Those are the quiet ones, the men who get me to a nice buzz while maintaining their emotional distance.
9. Dom Perignon
He's my Sugar Daddy. I only see him every once in a while, but he charms me with his money and suave-ness.
Yup, I have a whole cupboard full of men, ready to satisfy my every need.
Now if you'll excuse me, I have a dinner date with Jose (and if I really feel like getting a pounding, I'll do dessert with Mr. Courvoisier) ;)
Monday, July 5, 2010
The Men in My Life
Posted by Laura at 7:27 PM
Labels: On Deployment
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6 comments:
Hah hilarious!
sorry to say but your deployment men have been unfaithful to you-- they have all been at my house, some of them more than others. if you don't mind sharing them-i will send over some ice along with them next time.
mmmm Jose and Sam are good friends of mine too
This post really made me laugh!
Ha! I love this! I'll probably be indulging in these men as well once my hubby deploys. =)
PLEASE dont forget the best, Remy Martin!! He will come and romance you RIGHT off your feet!!
:)
Leeann
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